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ValueFiction4-1: Have you i-Roll yet?

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The next generation revolution, this is the future! proudly present---i-Roll

ValueFiction4: Sad Memory Eraser

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The Sad Memory Eraser, one of the best selling products in the TP Best-Buy serious. Still suffering from your annoying, sad, depressing, frustrated memories? STOP sobbing and act NOW! Sad Memory Eraser can wipe out all of it, just like never happened~! Call 646-SM-Eraser!!!if the line is busy, please call again!!! They are selling like HOT CAKE~~646-SM-Eraser!!! Notice:side effect might include amnesia, stroke, serious injury, head ache and death, please consult with your insurance company before or after using it.

ValueFiction3: In Another World

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TP BEST BUY you can find and shop whatever kind of too paper you want TP Planet where Tp aliens live Show me the TP TP is published only by goverment as cash~ TP improvements Some products I designed on human-centered base Major League FireRoll The most intensive and popular sport in another world!

Addition: more physical factors of TP

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01 how long does it take to dessolve the tp? step01 ready to go step02 totally get wet took 2min8sec step03 wet and start to wrinkle after 4mins step04 after 2hours not desolving 02 the diameter of the roll:3cm 03 The edge of the roll is 0.1cm thick 04 Its hard to tear it in an 90degree angle, but easy if you follow the way it assembled 05 how many pieces can block the light? one? in your dream... the answer is 8!good to know. 06 A brand new roll is 8cm thick 07 and its 5.5cm in width~wow~ 08 I know its 3cm, but its good to look in another angle, see~ 09 The first torn is a bit longer,8.7cm 10 a regular piece is 5cm...not long enough for anyone huh. Some thoughts, but will execute them only when I get more than 3 hours sleep a day. Brown ones are done. 1 the diameter of a roll 2 how long is a roll 3 how many rolls in a package 4 different colors of toilet paper 5 water-desolving process 6 how long one roll can burn 7 different patterns on the texture 8 recyling pulp mad

+ or - , 25 different perspectives

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01. For drying purpose, like many Muslims do. 02. a pen pot 03 see a roll of too paper as a very-long painting canvas. 04 create a mummy by wrapping someone with it. 05 Use to cob as your glass protector. 06 As temporary note paper. 07 stop nose bleeding. 08 As commercial give-away promotion item, like Japanese do 09 As substitute of charcoal or a fire-starter. 10 Race with your friend by bowling a roll of toilet paper and see who can hit the target without breaking the trail, like a twisted bowling game. 11 make a sexy lingerie or bikini 12 Make a pool 13 Use the roll as a archives organizer. 14 To claim surrender 15 As your pet's chewing toy 16 As military camouflage in the desert or snow-land 17 As your business card 18 As a baseball 19 A fragile scarf 20 Survival Game: 21 Pretend to be a boxer... or a injured guy 22 As a friendly necklace 23 Make a pair of harmless nunchakus 24 A threaten gift, means "I'll beat the shit out of you" 25 Stuff in T-shirt to keep warm

The thing you can't live without--Toliet Paper

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How do people deal with their personal hygiene before toilet paper was available? Since paper was not invented until much later in history, it depended on where you lived and what kind of the material was reachable. River water, leaves, hay, rag, stone,sand and hand were on the tool list of cleansing your bottom. In coastal area, mussel shells were quite popular. In Indian and Arab world, left hands and three stones . In Hawaii, the coconut shell . In ancient Roman, poor people used public restroom, the solution in it was a sponge on a L-shaped stick, soaking in salt water , which you had to share with everybody and the stick change only one time a day. The wealthy used the much softer and more comfortable wool soaked in rosewater . Fast forward to colonial America, the material of choice was corn cob until newspaper was widely available around 1,700. In the late 19th century, the Sear catalog became a popular choice because of its absorbent material until they started printi